HA! Controversy on the internet! What a novelty. Thank you Dale for your comment and warning. I know this whole thing is temporary — but time does NOT fly when you’re stuck in a weird in between transitional vortex filled with gluttony and listlessness. I think that’s wonderful that you managed to turn things around so completely, by the way. Frankly, the fact that this story got so much traction is shocking to me, but helps reassure me that I have something to contribute to the world and the people in it — even if that means connecting with them in a strange way, and baring my soul on the internet.